Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist and believe my new book on BEGINNER GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience.

Chapter
1		 How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter
2		 How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter
3		 How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter
4		 How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter
5		 When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter
6		 Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earning
Chapter
7		 When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter
8		 Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter
9		 How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round
Chapter 10 When Does A Divot Become Classified as Sod
Chapter 11 How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th Hole
Chapter 13 Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee
Chapter 16 When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 17 God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 18 When to Re-Grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 19 Throwing Your Clubs:  An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 20 Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 for a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Baulk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Cheat the Bartender

I received this by email from an annonymous individual. If you wrote this “book” then thank you – it has been needed for years.

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